This Neon Beast quiz has been both spiritually and metaphysically proven* to match you with your very own spirit animal. Are they are guide from beyond the veil, or perhaps just a crudely simplified representation of your personality type? They may even answer some profound questions about the very nature of your soul itself. The cynic amongst you may think they simply provide a link to a beautiful and, dare I say, affordable piece of art that you should immediately purchase and hang in your downstairs toilet.**

They are all of these things. Albeit heavily slanted towards the purchasing angle, but lets agree on all.

Some of the statements may seem strange. Some, according to my daughter, may not even make sense. You must answer immediately using only gut instinct. Your beast awaits. 

*pending peer review.
**other rooms are available.