The Neon Beast Quiz

This Neon Beast quiz has been both spiritually and metaphysically proven* to match you with your very own spirit animal. Are they are guide or perhaps just a representation of your personality type? Maybe they answer some profound questions about the very nature of your soul itself? The cynic amongst you may think they simply provide a link to a beautiful and, dare I say, affordable piece of art that you should immediately purchase and hang in your downstairs toilet.**

They are all of these things. Mostly the last point, but lets agree on all.
Some of the statements may seem strange. You must answer immediately using only gut instinct. Begin the test.

*pending peer review.
**other rooms are available.